McSweeney’s Internet Tendency: How Me Breaking Up With You Is Like Jon Lester Pitching a No-Hitter Against the Royals.


McSweeney’s Internet Tendency: How Me Breaking Up With You Is Like Jon Lester Pitching a No-Hitter Against the Royals.
Well, listen, judging by all the phone messages you’ve left, it seems like you’re having some problems dealing with this. No, I’m not going to call you back, but I do hope this e-mail brings you some closure. I think once you realize how much me breaking up with you is like Jon Lester throwing a no-hitter against the Royals, you’ll be on the road to recovery.

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